Please pick only one post type!!

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

dreamy-cortex:

me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-

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me: nvm

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

yazzdonut:

kimihiiro:

mondo tells chihiro how to be a “”tough guy”” and teaches him all sorts of swear words. chihiro doesn’t necessarily want to use them but hey mondo’s encouraging him and he wants to do his best to try and change

so in his very squeaky voice he innocently yells “HEY MOTHERFUCKER” when ishimaru walks into the room and causes the hall monitor to have cardiac arrest

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ribkadory:

In a hurry - Spideypool by ribkaDory

That’s what happens when you try to get dressed in a hurry and have similar suits xD

Two suggested yesterday prompt ideas - height difference (it’s more of skinny and beefy here) and wearing each other’s costumes (: 

johnfkennedyofficial:

casualties of the skeleton war.

curse the fuckboys everywhere for bringing this upon us.

yoshi-x2:

Durarara!!x2 will be split three cours. First cour in Jan 2015, followed by July 2015 and Jan 2016.

Additional cast:

Aoba Kuronuma: Hiro Shimono
Vorona: M.A.O
Chikage Rokujo: Yuki Ono
Akabayashi: Kappei Yamaguchi

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gay-writes:

hlel:

Look at how straight this banana is like chill out

Me w my squad vs me around strangers

I’m a far more flawed human being than you realize.
My sickness is a lot worse than you think.

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

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