the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-
me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
mondo tells chihiro how to be a “”tough guy”” and teaches him all sorts of swear words. chihiro doesn’t necessarily want to use them but hey mondo’s encouraging him and he wants to do his best to try and change
so in his very squeaky voice he innocently yells “HEY MOTHERFUCKER” when ishimaru walks into the room and causes the hall monitor to have cardiac arrest
casualties of the skeleton war.
curse the fuckboys everywhere for bringing this upon us.
I’m a far more flawed human being than you realize.
My sickness is a lot worse than you think.